I’m a pack rat when it comes to website bookmarks and links. Twitter tends to share the wealth and therefore makes my link collection much fatter and longer.
Jose shared Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations on Saturday and I laughed all the way to the bank! So funny, here are a couple of gems:
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “How can you be so sure, Doctor?”
Witness: “Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.”
Lawyer: “But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?”
Witness: “Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Lawyer:“What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?”
Witness:“Gucci sweats and Reeboks.”
This next one was found through Gala Darling’s iCING website. It brings on the chuckles, gasps, and ‘Oh No He Didn’t’s! I’s the ‘What to Say/Not to Say During Sex’ Venn Diagram:
I’m an emerging comic books fan and thanks to Ricardo3G, got a hold of this Marvel Universe Relationship Chart, which if not funny then super interesting to anyone even remotely interested in the Marvel Universe. Like Ricardo so tactfully points out, Wolverine is one man whore. It might just be easier to list the chicks he hasn’t slept with.
Failblog.org is one of my favorite sites now. I came across it while I was working on my company’s blog, and this site is like a train wreck; the pictures are so embarrassingly catastrophic, you can’t look away. Just an example that had me squirting coffee out my nose when I saw it:
Did anything make you laugh this week?